Robin Michelle Writes











{1 June 2011}   Squeak!

Here’s my offering for Ruby’s #WankWednesday prompt of #squeak. Head over to her blog, The Erotic Notebook, to read more contributions.

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*squeak*

*squeak*

*squeak squeak*

*squeak*

*squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak

squeak

squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak

squeak

squeak squeak*

“Stop!”

“What? *gasp* Now? *pant*”

“Yes, now. Didn’t you hear that?”

“Hear what? You’re moans of pleasure as I pound into you and nibble on your neck? Yeah, I heard those.”

*squeak squeak”

“I said stop – don’t move. I know I heard something squeak.”

“It’s just this old bed, babe. Once we’re done here, I’ll see about tightening up the joints *lick*”

“Would you please take me seriously. I know I heard something – not the bed – squeak. Right… by… my… ear.”

“Baby, hold still, don’t move, don’t turn your head, don’t….”

“AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Oh my god oh my god it’s a mouse, on the bed! Off off off!! Get off of me! Let me up! Oh my god oh my god oh my god yuck yuck yuck!”

“What do we do? What do we do?”

“Oh for the love of… put the pillow down. On the bed you dolt, not in front of your penis — unless your cock is made of cheese, I’m sure it’s not interested in it at all. Help me catch it. Damn, it’s fast. Ack. Crap. It’s heading your way, catch it catch it before… it… jumps… off… the… bed. Great. Now we’ll never find it. “

“Where’d it go? I can’t stay in here if there’s a mouse in here. What if it climbs back into the bed while we’re sleeping and and nibbles on — on — things. You have to find it, catch it!”

“Oh good grief. Get some crackers and a box or glass — I’ll lure it out, catch it and toss it outside.”

Half an hour later with the slam of a door.

“There, it’s gone. I’m going to bed.”

*squeak squeak*

“Seriously?”

“Babe, you’re my*nibble nibble* hero *lick lick*”

*giggle”

*squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak

squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak*

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Huff says:

I absolutely loved this. Fun, funny and the use of the font size was brilliant. 🙂



robinmichellewrites says:

Hi Huff ~ Thank you for reading & commenting. I’m so glad you enjoyed it 🙂
Robin



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